Sobriety on a Saturday night reveals some very interesting insights into the breeding, drinking and playing habits of Sydney's youth.
1. Apparently if you're 40, but dress like you're Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson on holiday in Oz, you can skip the line and gain priority entry into clubs.
2. Men like to pull dance moves as they approach the bar. I'm not sure if this is to increase their chances of picking up, or to draw attention to themselves for quicker drink service. However, the reality is that a man in his late 20's/early 30's pulling out the pigeon dance is pretty fucking hilarious.
3. Pseudo rockstars wearing hats as camouflage... What? Hint: noone at the bar knows who you are, and those who do know actually don't care. Feel free to shout the table drinks, but we're still going to laugh and be highly amused by your awkward relationship status.
4. Boy crushes are kind of cute. Every boy needs to develop a serious groupie-crush on another boy. Now.
Next saturday I need to look like this:
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