Deer Dana.

Dear Deer Dana,

You have fantastic graphics on your t-shirts. 

I actually laughed out loud when I saw this one.

Only problem is, Deer Dana, I didn't know if I could actually wear it in public. Like, is it work appropriate? Can I wear it around small children? How likely am I to be arrested?

And now it is sold out. 

Heartbreak. And Bondage. 

If you could somehow make this appear in my little hands, I may feed you apples for the rest of your life. Just like the picture. Depending on geographical issues. Like, if apples actually grow where you exist.

Thanks.

Love, 

Stumpy.