Road Rage.

Today I drove past two drivers who must really hate people, and life. 

First culprit, September 11 conspiracy theorist. 

This guy was sporting multiple bumper stickers which suggested that September 11 was a government conspiracy. 

The dude had images of the burning towers, plastered onto the back of his car. Wow. 

Example;

We're all entitled to a little conspiracy theory, but really. Aren't bumper stickers of this nature just going to ensure you're the victim of road rage? 

I'd like him to road test their success on American roads. 

Second culprit. At first didn't justify my attention. Just driving an unassuming family car. 

Then he kept driving 60 in an 80 zone. I got bored. I read his numberplate. I laughed. 

People with msn-inspired number plates really need to fail their driving tests. 

RUAQT2?

Well, RUAQT2. I'm sure there's been plenty of QT's. But they don't want to ride in the backseat of your VOLVO.